Last season, whenever the Phillies encountered a rough patch, I'd feature a Kent Tekulve card in the hopes of turning their fortunes around. I even pulled out a Johnny Wockenfuss card when things looked particularly grim for the Phils.
I decided I needed to invoke my own personal mystical baseball card talisman in an effort to turn around my fortunes at work, and to stem the tide of horse malarkey that has made its way to my office door. To that end, I present a pensive Joe Hoerner in a floppy, fashionable women's summer hat. Work your magic, Joe.